someone said


WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words some women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because i have to repeat everything
to you...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


So stupid and so beautiful

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
i am beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

i am stupid so I would be attracted to you!



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he
would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she
would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper
said,

"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up

so nice i love it and enjoy it too thank ya

So nice, sister
It seems that woman is more intellegent than man

Veeeeeeeeeeeeery nice dear
I really enjoyed reading them
Yes, Touraya I do entirely agree with you

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Veeeeeeeeeeeeery nice dear
I really enjoyed reading them
Yes, Touraya I do entirely agree with you

very nice
im also with your opinion
women are more intellgents than men

Yes it is so true that the woman is more intelligent than man
Thank you,dear

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very nice

Thank you all

Really veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery nice
espicially the last one

thanks dear