*الساجدة لله *
13-09-2005, 01:59 PM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
اقروا لو كنتم شاطرين في الانجليزي ......
Type Of Girls
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she cant do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as WIFE when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you dont try to uninstall her
you will lose everything............
م
ن
ق
و
ل
~~~~~~~~~
تحياتي
اختكم في الله
ريهام
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
اقروا لو كنتم شاطرين في الانجليزي ......
Type Of Girls
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she cant do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as WIFE when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you dont try to uninstall her
you will lose everything............
م
ن
ق
و
ل
~~~~~~~~~
تحياتي
اختكم في الله
ريهام