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اليوم سنفتح المجال للنكت وكما تعلمون فالنكت الى جانب كونها وسيلة من وسائل الترفيه عن النفس والضحك فهي ايضا تحمل موروثات الشعوب الثقافية والشعبية اظافة الى كونها تساعد في فهم رمزيات اللغات شأنها في دلك شأن Proverbs و Idioms ...الخ

المهم, انتن مدعوات للمشاركة بماتعرفن من نكت باللغة الانجليزية والفرنسية شريطة آلا تكون مخلة بالآداب وآلا تخدش الحياء العام وآلا تخرج عن شروط المنتدى.

ممكن ايضا المشاركة باللغات الاخرى لمن يريد شريطة ان ترافقها الترجمة بالعربية لنفهم مايقال.

اتمنى ان تعجبكم الفكرة

في انتظار ردودكم ومشاركاتكم لكم مني هده الباقة من النكت والتي اتمنى ان تنال استحسانكم

Thieves broke into an old woman home and stole her tv ..she tried to catch them because they forgot the remote control

The boy to his father: is it real that love is blind?

the father: it's true , look at your mom and you will know

Two stupids met up and the first said :"If you knew what I got into this bag, I'll give you a fish from it ". The second replied :"thesea

ماشاء الله فكره رائعه
تسلمي يارب علي المجهود الكبير

كتبت بواسطة nnnnn_nora

ماشاء الله فكره رائعه
تسلمي يارب علي المجهود الكبير

بارك الله فيك اختي


منتظرة مشاركاتكم

First of all let me laugh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Frankly speaking the jokes are all funny
but the second one is the funniest one, it made me laugh crazily

موضوع رائع غاليتي
ممتع و مفيد في نفس الوقت
باركَ الله فيكِ

Now, I want to share with you my favourite English jokes that I used to share with my students too in doing extra-curricular activities

The patient: doctor, doctor , doctor Help me, I am dying
The doctor said: Stay in the living room

I hope You will understand the joke because if you didn't pay attention to the meaning of the words you will not understand it and therefore you will not like it and laugh

Hi all of you
Thank you Touraya, a very nice topic.
I contribute with these ones:

Teacher: What will happen if third world war occurs?
Student: There will be another lesson included in our book ,mam.

Student : Mam, would u punish a boy for something he did not do?
Teacher : Of course not!
Student : Well then, I hav not done my homework.

Person A : My uncle has 500 men under him
Person B : Then he must be very important.
Person A : Not really, he is a maintanance man in a cementry.

Enjoy!

Thank you so much for sharing these jokes with us. By the way, dear OUM RAYAN, i've spent a time to undersand your joke . I start losing my smart brain . Here is a new joke


An old Swiss mountain farmer is being visited by his nephew who also is a farmer but in USA. They take a walk around the uncle’s estate, what is completed in about a quarter of an hour.
Well, the nephew says, things are different in USA. It takes me a whole day driving to get around my farm. Don’t worry, answers the uncle, I had also got such a lousy car when I was young.

Funny jokes dear sisters

waiting for more jokes

I am greedy

So girls
Here is a French Joke for you

La maîtresse demande à Nicolas :
- Conjugue-moi le verbe savoir à tous les temps.
- Je sais qu'il pleut, je sais qu'il fera beau, je sais qu'il neige.

منتظرة مشاركاتكم

Cela se passe dans un asile de fou, un inspecteur de l'établissement est avec le directeur de l'établissement, soudain dans le couloir traverse un fou qui fait la locomotive "tchou ...tchou ... tchou....tchou...tchou" avec les bras et le sifflet.
L'inspecteur dit alors :
- "Ah! c'est quand même triste de voir çà, n'est-ce pas ?" et le directeur de répondre : - "Hé oui hélas ! surtout pour moi qui ne supporte pas la fumée..."

كتبت بواسطة عروس البحر2

Cela se passe dans un asile de fou, un inspecteur de l'établissement est avec le directeur de l'établissement, soudain dans le couloir traverse un fou qui fait la locomotive "tchou ...tchou ... tchou....tchou...tchou" avec les bras et le sifflet.
L'inspecteur dit alors :
- "Ah! c'est quand même triste de voir çà, n'est-ce pas ?" et le directeur de répondre : - "Hé oui hélas ! surtout pour moi qui ne supporte pas la fumée..."

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Vraiment trés drole, ma belle عروس البحر


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